Hubert: As you may have noticed, Renolds has been gone for a short while. While this should not yet be a concern, we still have appointed a section of the troops into looking into his possible location. Rest assured that they will have accomplished their task by Monday.
-two monkeys come in-
Hubert: You're the English ones, right? I'm telling you, I can never tell you apart.
Monkey #1: -points to badge-
Project Smokescreen:
#1014511
Intelligence department
Hubert: Okay... what's that tell me?
Monkey #2: It's in English, isn't it?
Hubert: Hmm, yes, I suppose it is. So how is our project going?
Monkey #1: We're on schedule, but there's a problem with some of the equipment.
Hubert: Okay, and what's the problem?
Monkey#1: They're lousy. We'll have to alter them.
Hubert: How much is that gonna cost us?
Monkey #2: We accept checks or bananas.
Hubert: Okay, but how much?
Monkey #2: We'll let you decide how valuable we are.
Hubert: Okay then...
-monkeys leave-
-hubert picks up phone-
Hubert: Hello, I'd like to bring up 250 bunches of bananas to the intelligence department, suits 42 and 39.
Yes, 250 each.
Yeah, preferably today.
Um... Okay. I'll be right down.
Yeah, bye. -hangs up-
Okay, I gotta run. Apparently I have to examine 500 bananas to make sure they're good. -hubert leaves-
"His Father's Will"
1 year ago
2 comments:
"Hubert:Okay... what's that tell me?
Monkey #2:It's in English, isn't it?"
That made me laugh. :)
Made me laugh too.
But we're not supposed to comment on past posts. :S Sorry.
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