Spur of the moment

You know, when you read a story, like I said before, that was written in ten minutes, do you expect miracles? Especially coming from me? And the moral of the story is still "Don't be a woodpecker" because even if your beak was sharp, your house would get chopped up and used for furniture. Then where would we all be? Another sad story of trying to survive on the ground while predators loomed all around you. Hmm... That's not a bad idea... Maybe he'd make friends with a chipmunk. It's a sad story, meant only to fill space and make you realize your life might not be that bad. And about the telephone poles, we'll just say it was New York. Underground wiring. XD

So yes, all that jazz. You want a happy story, don't have it start with an animal. It will be killed or eaten. I've had a story that started with a sewer once. It was okay, this guy fell down a manhole and accidentally came across this kind of rebellion group while he was looking for somewhere to get out through. And of course, the people found him and there was this big long thing about him trying to hide from everyone while figuring out what they were up to and trying to get out alive.