Lair?

What secret lair? The attic? Whatever, this, just to let you know, will be short. Very short. I'm running late. I didn't even reply to my emails yet. *le gasp* Don't you feel special? Yeah, sure. La la la la la. Nothing to write, good. It'll save time to stop here. Don't expect so much next time, it'll leave you disappointed. Oh well, that's enough, I'm late. Good bye, everybody!